reyna-daisuki:

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i will not comment any further on the topic.

pitbolshevik:

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that’s great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

markingatlightspeed:

ratfuck:

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

reflectionsofacreator:

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I’m being very brave today

yvotoro:
“makima 🫀
”

yvotoro:

makima 🫀

catchymemes:

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dog-teeth:

yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

renchanters:

fuck it we ball <- neither fucking nor balling

Anonymous asked:

is there a label that ACTUALLY means 'attraction regardless of gender' and doesn't have transphobic origins?

783-remade:

yes it’s called “bisexual”

fox-sanguinis:

thyrell:

deceased:

gumball snaps and kills james charles

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles

shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

just saw a job listing that requires a masters degree in accounting and they want to pay $14/hour. good luck with that

i told my girlfriend about this and she said “they do know those guys can do math, right?”

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she is and i love her <3 her url is @crafty-butch

punkypoodle:

catgirltoofies:

tiamatrose:

catgirltoofies:

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hi sorry but your tags

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i assume you’re talking about a cat or perhaps a dog, but for two seconds i was imagining the world where a girl named jerma985 would only eat turkey and not beef

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her name is Jerma985 and she will never eat beef

hauntingyourself:

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

silverandzlo:

dontbeanassbutt:

butchspace:

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

murreal:

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

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